i have a new crush. juju and i are exclusive but that doesn't mean that i am not allowed to look. my new crush's name is glenn beck. glenn (we are on a first name basis) is part of the larger umbrella of foxnews. foxnews is awesome. don't let the name fool you, it has nothing to do with news. it's kind of like the TV version of grapenuts.
glenn is so smart. under "education" wikipedia describes glenn as,
a "self-educated" man. He claims that he "spent more time in the parking lot than in class." As he began to recover from alcoholism, he decided he would throw everything he knew out and start from scratch. He began reading by having a book in every room. He read things that would contradict each other (ex. Nostradamus vs. Pope John Paul).amongst glenn's other great ideas, glenn thinks that capturing illegal immigrants, then pointing guns at and kicking them furthers the american ideal of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. i think glenn should petition to amend the constitution! this is a picture of me and glenn:
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| raisin' the roof for glenn: the baby seal of approval! |
isn't he so handsome? doesn't he just have the whitest skin?
glenn's favourite saying to describe something amazing is "it'll make blood shoot out of your eyes!" *giggle* he has such a way with words. check him out!
daddy j says that i shouldn't watch so much of glenn on TV, that he will pollute my mind. when people talk about glenn like that it makes blood shoot out of my eyes. glenn beck would say that daddy j is just an immigrant-loving liberal.
xoxo. baby.
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