eddie murphy has just agreed to pay $50,000 per month for his daughter until her 18th birthday. she's only 1 years old. i don't know how to count but that is mucho dinero. daddy km says we're gonna see a lot more shitty eddie murphy movies. i didn't tell my dads but i wrote eddie murphy a letter:
whazzup, ed murph!
my name is baby. i am super cute (please see my picture included). i need a nice, generous daddy like you. currently i live with poor people. life sucks here. want to adopt me? fyi, you crack me up. i think that you are hilarious when you dress up like a fat old lady. daddie murphy has an especially nice ring to it, don't you think?
xoxo. baby.
p.s. scary spice always made me wet the bed too. can you guess who my fav spice girl was?
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| $50 000 please! |
besides, i don't believe that tranny hooker thing for a moment. eddie's gonna be the best dad! we're gonna be such a happy family!
xoxo. baby.
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