baby *hearts* tatas.

ciao, bellas and bellos!

a while back, daddy j took me to shaker's lounge. apparently, it is a kingston institution for fine entertainment. who knew?!?!

hot baby!

anyway, we went with a big group of people. we all sat in pervert's alley. i asked daddy j what a pervert is and he told me that a pervert is a man who supports the local economy.

we saw amazing things at shaker's! there was a lady who used her body, two big tubes of glow in the dark paint and a big salt shaker filled with glitter as a t-shirt making machine. the lady in thigh-high latex boots who got on stage next seemed irritated by all the glitter on the stage. i told her, "you think the glitter on the stage is bad? you should have seen that other woman's va-jay-jay!"

the t-shirt maker came back later with 4 fiery batons and proceeded to make us understand where the term "hot babes" comes from. whoa caliente, mamacita!

the big man with tattoos didn't like us taking pictures.

for the finale, 2 ladies, a kiddie pool filled with sudsy water and sponges, and five people from the audience got on stage and had a bubble bath. super fun! i wanted to join but daddy j said that he had to draw a line somewhere. i can't wait to go back, we had so much fun!

xoxo. baby.