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| rain, rain, go away! |
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| how rude! |
who pooped in her diaper?
xoxo. baby.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
spring break 2009: portugese lady disses baby.
one afternoon we had rain for like five minutes. it made auntie haiku and me sad.
so, naturally, we went to the bar! there we met a lady who was wearing a t-shirt that said, "thinking of you baby!" i went up to say, "ola, amiga! cool shirt!" she didn't speak any english. and she wasn't very nice. luckily, she brought her translator on holiday with her. we told him to tell that i wanted to have my picture taken with her cool t-shirt.
you're not gonna believe what she did! that portugese lady held me over her face like she didn't want to have her picture taken with me! i told her translator to tell her, "do you know who i am? tell this skinny bitch to stop sniffing my ass!"
who pooped in her diaper?
xoxo. baby.
who pooped in her diaper?
xoxo. baby.
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