spring break 2009: the poolside report in haiku.

baby went away
to the dominican isle.
warm and sunny, yea!

baby chillin' by the pool.

the service was shit
rude, slow and unresponsive.
can i get a fork?

beautiful mr. sun
was the only kind person
who served us sweet shine.

the kiddie pool, adjacent to the fat person pool.

big frog by the pool
for children to play and laugh
you look stupid, frog.

where's baby?

baby loves to slide
down into the cool water
i drink from the pool.

the yellow cloud of
pee that surrounds me, i hope
no one notices.

there i am!

fat people like beached
whales hog all the umbrellas
ouch! i am burning.

sally and i felt an immediate bond.

i made a new friend
i found sally by the pool
we got to talking

i told her about
the nice bartender jorge (hor-heh)
at the swim up bar.

jorge makes a mean
margarita with four big
shots of tequila!

sally said "whoa, papi!
dos margitas por favor!"
jorge i.d.'d her.

i said, "sally babe,
you're bringing me down." i left
her where i found her.

xoxo. baby.